Ret DPS for Dummies

Shit goes like this

Talents

I use this build 7/11/53. Now, here shitters are going to tell you "Man wtf that's pvp biuld" well you tell dem niqqers that you are not pvehero that you are just doing this to help guild/get trink to do some arena(whatever excuse suits you better), then point out all in caps that ret pvp and pve builds have like 3-4 talent difference and laugh at everything he says afterwards.

Br0t1p: REMEMBER TO PUT A LOT OF SPACES AFTER YOUR CAPS SO YOU DON'T GET CAPS ERROR ON CHAT.

Gemming

Stack strength, disregard everything else, it sucks cock.

Rotation

Here there is something you gotta ask yourself: Do I have t10 2 set piece bonus?

Yes






If you don't know why, fuck you.

No

Press whatever is not on CD.

Judgements

These tricky skills give palas a lot of confusion so I'm going to point out which one to use and why.

Judgement of Justice: Pvp skill, probably its only good use would be to slow down Gormok in ToC for when your shitty raid doesn't have me in it so you lack dps, amirite?DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT OR IS/WAS BUGGED, NVM.

Judgement of Light: Fuck this, you are DPSr let the healers heal. Here I leave you pro macro for when you die b/c u don't get healed.
/ra Man %t, why you don't heal me niqqa, I'm top DPSr, you nub or retard?(make sure to be targeting the nearest healer)

Judgement of Wisdom: if you're pro like me and use consecration this helps to keep your mana up like a champ.

Glyphs

Use whatever gives you more % dmg.

If you follow this guide you be doing this dps in no tiem:






That is all.

Yo, do me a favour, never breed.

lol, 16k judg is srsly low, we can talk when you hit 21k+

cy@

2fast4ucro wrote:lol, 16k judg is srsly low, we can talk when you hit 21k+

cy@

I had hit that and higher, this is just a random screen shot form a random pug but show SS please or... you know...

Who ARE you!?

i think there should be a little change in the dps rotation. Judgement > divine storm, as you can see from the dps meter judgements have more damage so it's more important.

I just wanted to write this to show me > you <3

wtf man
thats pvp spec

croes wrote:i think there should be a little change in the dps rotation. Judgement > divine storm, as you can see from the dps meter judgements have more damage so it's more important.

I just wanted to write this to show me > you <3

And that's why you don't have t10 2 piece bonus, uhuh.

The Big M wrote:

croes wrote:i think there should be a little change in the dps rotation. Judgement > divine storm, as you can see from the dps meter judgements have more damage so it's more important.

I just wanted to write this to show me > you

And that's why you don't have t10 2 piece bonus, uhuh.

actually he does

Why the fuck are you encouraging people to be rets!!, Paladins are tanks or healers, nuff said, GTFO









Oh, and ofc the most important think, they can buff,after being asked 4000000000 times by raid members,and then give all mellee dps gbow and healers gbom >.>

roll ret, forget your brain @ home, you wont even feel the difference xD

2fast4ucro wrote:roll ret, forget your brain @ home, you wont even feel the difference xD

says the prot XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

man
stop

its pvp spec

Lifended wrote:its pvp spec

RET PALADINS SPECS HAVE 3 - 4 TALENT DIFFERENCE!!111@#!$!@!

XDDDD

The Big M wrote:

2fast4ucro wrote:roll ret, forget your brain @ home, you wont even feel the difference xD

says the prot XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

tanking is srs bsns but using pvp spec is pve is bad, you are bad too

my opinion might not be affective bec i don't paladin (well lvling 1 atm)...
from what i see i can't say is fully pvp... but i can tell is not fully pve either...bec

unyielding faith 2/2 (holy) - erm i never encounter a boss that fears but... maybe disoriented might work agaist icehowl or lord (icc) spike (as if u can get hit)

No divinity 0/5 (prots) - erm i think this will u save u from healer's heal, not alot but it kinda save their work i think, like increase healing effects from HoT

stoicism 3/3 (prots) - isn't that pvp talent unless is for icehowl... then i would say a waste of talent.

divine sacrifice 1/1 (prots) - i can see this is usefull to prevent big aoe dmg to the group... other than that.... well is prots pally job to do this.

pursuit of justice 2/2 (ret) - erm if for speed purposes then i got nothing to say but usually i don't find that 15% increase movement speed helps in most boss fights

divine purpose 2/2 (ret) - other than remove icehowl stun... then useless... hmm might be a bit useful in lord (icc) though. free yourself from the coldflame

swift retribution 0/3 (ret) - erm are u serious for not even taking 1?... so much benefit for the group to get haste... i think rogues, hunter, healer and caster will love u for that 3% speed (assuming haste) on their casting, ranged and melee atk.

for your rotation... not every1 is a donator here so getting 2 piece of t10 is not cheap either... so maybe give some tips or help some newer ret pally know about their class rotation, unless u just want them to faceroll their keyboard...

But i might be wrong with all of this, since i never played a paladin in a raid before, so i can't tell how effective this is.

Please guys stop embarrassing self XDDDDD

^ first one with negative rep saying that xD

You just jelly of my rep.

ttly am




NOT

pvp spec...lol

Pursuit of Justice is more useful than you think.

15% speed is must have yo

Comes in handy when u wipe at Lord in ICC and just wanna beat the others in the race to the boss D: but if u have a druid, rogue or hunter or even priest (levitate), ur luck might just run out..