So, considering the huge flow of boooring applications we are receiving lately, and the usual "we've accepted worse applications" excuse, new standards should be added:
1- ENGLISH. I'm serious, ENGLISH. No Google translate, no broken grammar, just ENGLISH. Do NOT apply if your English is less than descent.
2- DKP IN YOUR OWN WORDS. Seriously, do NOT think you can out-smart us by copying a definition from some random website, so please, no games.
3- ABOUT YOU QUESTIONS. I want to start reading proper answers in these question, not some bitchy 2 worded answer. Really, scratch your brains and start getting CREATIVE.
4- ABOUT EDITING. I don't want to see any applicant editing his applications about a 38472309463298742639789343 times, simply because an officer tipped him. One or two mistakes are acceptable but recently, i have been seeing officers almost writing the application over for the applicant. You either get it RIGHT or get DECLINED.
5- COLORS AND SHAPE. The last thing an officer wants to read is a text the size of the great wall of China. Use various COLORS, FONTS, SIZES, UNDERLINE, BOLD OUT SOME VITAL INFO. It really affects our opinion.
6- ADD A SPECIAL TOUCH. Seduce us, make us horny, make us mad, i don't care what can you make us feel, but for the love of skies, don't make us sleepy. Add a video of you or your character, add a picture if you want, a sound clip, some link to a website, anything special is more than welcome, and will surely be approved.
FAILURE TO COMMIT TO ANY OF THOSE STANDARDS WILL MOST LIKELY END UP IN A DECLINED APPLICATION.
Thank you, and good luck.
IPiM staff.
1- ENGLISH. I'm serious, ENGLISH. No Google translate, no broken grammar, just ENGLISH. Do NOT apply if your English is less than descent.
2- DKP IN YOUR OWN WORDS. Seriously, do NOT think you can out-smart us by copying a definition from some random website, so please, no games.
3- ABOUT YOU QUESTIONS. I want to start reading proper answers in these question, not some bitchy 2 worded answer. Really, scratch your brains and start getting CREATIVE.
4- ABOUT EDITING. I don't want to see any applicant editing his applications about a 38472309463298742639789343 times, simply because an officer tipped him. One or two mistakes are acceptable but recently, i have been seeing officers almost writing the application over for the applicant. You either get it RIGHT or get DECLINED.
5- COLORS AND SHAPE. The last thing an officer wants to read is a text the size of the great wall of China. Use various COLORS, FONTS, SIZES, UNDERLINE, BOLD OUT SOME VITAL INFO. It really affects our opinion.
6- ADD A SPECIAL TOUCH. Seduce us, make us horny, make us mad, i don't care what can you make us feel, but for the love of skies, don't make us sleepy. Add a video of you or your character, add a picture if you want, a sound clip, some link to a website, anything special is more than welcome, and will surely be approved.
FAILURE TO COMMIT TO ANY OF THOSE STANDARDS WILL MOST LIKELY END UP IN A DECLINED APPLICATION.
Thank you, and good luck.
IPiM staff.
